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Someone who is confused, phucked and discombobulated all at once.
I got so drunk I was confuckulated.
How was your day hun? It was all "Confuckulated" I'm glad it's over!
I'm confuckulated trying to fighter out what's happen in my life
when something has gone terribly wrong beyond return
"Help!theres a fire in the barn!"
"Yeah im pretty sure its confuckulated'
A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.
A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
A conglomeration of fucked up situations.
"I've been in a confuckulation all day." - Case Jernigan
When something needs fixed whether it is only minor damage or severe damage, it needs to be confuckulated or re-confuckulated.
Fuck boys looks like I need to re-confuckulate the goddamn furnace. It's cold as a witches tit in here.