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A.K.A the opposite of progress
So if con is the opposite of pro, then the opposite of progress is congress.
Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.
Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."
Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."
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To have sex
"Not Three Weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat."
The place where truth and morality go to die and where sexual deviants look for jobs.
Did you hear, that pedophile Roy Moore failed at a run for Congress
A group of people that vote on our laws... or are supposed to. Most of what they do is argue and can't get to a decision, resulting in a shutdown, and maybe in the future, a default. They decide on the budget... but never do.
Me: Hi congress
Congress: Can't you see we're trying to decide on the budget
100 years later
Me: Hi congress
Congress: We're not done yet deciding on the budget.
A group of idoits
Look and that Congress over there passing bills and stuff
A group of whales. ~ Also known as a Wiggle
The congress of whales met, doing nothing but making sounds at each other, accomplishing nothing.
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