conkie

A tight ass word that means awesome, sweet, cool, extreme, tubular, radical, gnarly, pimp, tight, swell, super, and most of all EPIC. The most uber cool word you can ever use to describing someone or something

Example 1:
It's so conkie to go munting

Example 2:
Peter:"We gotta conkie up in dis bitch."
Luke:"Fasho"

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The Night of Conky

A night where your friend shows up at your house, gets all drunk, and starts talking like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. He/she might also whip out a miniature Conky puppet to add to the effect.

Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!

conky tonk

A derogatory term used for a homo-sexual australian indian, especially a fat one.

See that fat cunt? he really is a conky tonk

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Conky Ride

just another term for a piggy back ride.

might more specifically mean when someone actually sits on your shoulders vs, hanging off your back.

Hey were gonna play fights in the pool. 2 vs 2. Give me a 'conky ride' . i'll give you one next. first to topple over the other wins.

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Conky mojo

A talented, extremely good looking white resident of the Bahamas. Though he is white, the natives consider him one of their own. Very few have attained this glorious position. This title cannot be taken, only given.

Eleuthera has but one conky mojo.

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Conky (Conchy) Joe

Any white native or longtime resident of The Bahamas. Also, a Bahamian cocktail similar to a White Russian, with coconut rum being substituted for vodka.

These Conky (Conchy) Joes are trying to keep the black man down, here in these Bahamian islands.

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Conky Doo Daa

A phrase for the most extreme idiocy.

Stop being such a conky doo daa.