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Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.
Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.
Possibly the sexiest man over the age of 55.
Sean Connery was soo sexy in entrapment.
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While smoking a joint or bowl of marijuana, if someone says the phrase "Sean Connery says schmoke it" (in his accent of course) then the amount that is left must be finished by those who participated when the joint or bowl was lit. This is referred to as "calling Sean Connery." This term is classically used only once per day among a group.
Travvy: Maaaaan...... I'm too baked, i'm done.
Timmy: "Sean Connery says schmoke it"
Travvy: Well, you've got to obey the Sean, hand it back.
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1. cool
2. cool
3. sexy
4. cool
5. james bond
6. fill in blank
"your mother'sh a whoore"
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1). The only man in the world who can play and speak Mexican, Russian, Lithuanian, Swedish, Italian, African, French Canadian, Indian, or Irish person and still maintain a Scottish accent.
2). Man who pronounces s's with an sh
1). Go watch The Hunt for Red October. It has Sean Connery in it
2). "Give me that shpoon there son. Sean Connery needs it for shoup
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When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.
" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"
" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"
"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"
Single handedly the greatest action on the face of the earth. Arch enemy Brian Shaw.
The day in mine shaw the day is mine. HHAHAHAHHAHA ps. ur mothers a whore HAHAHAhAH
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