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The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.
As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.
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One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.
this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.
Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.
Holy hell what an anal conquistador.
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The act of performing anal stimulation through the insertion of the entire hand up the ass crack.
Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!
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Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.
Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.
The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.
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A famous pick up artist from London who has cracked the nightclub code.
Holly: I meet this guy last night in West End and he was very different from others.
Alicja: In what way??
Holly: Well we ended up taking about visual arts and being in love for the first time.
Alicja: I think you were hit on by the Conquistador Pua
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The one person in the world that you should never upset.
Dude don't look at El conquistador he will ruin you world.
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An assclown. Homo erectus.
-when playing "top that"
Guy 1: But my dad is-
Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?
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