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A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.
-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!
-Joe: Cool story, bro!
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Facebook update:
-John is going to get a bananna at the store
-You: Cool story, bro!
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Identical to cool story bro, but said to a female.
Girl: (long winded tale about how her boyfriend cheated on her)
Guy: cool story sis
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What you say to your father when he starts babbling
Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...
Boy: Okay, cool story dad.
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4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care
1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro
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A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."
Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
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When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.
Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.
You: Just benched 400 lbs.
Hoe: Cool story bro.
You: Cool story hoe.
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A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
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