In reference to a boomer who has failed No Nut November
Larry the cable guy has failed No Nut November, what a coomer.
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The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.
I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall
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A variation of the meme doomer. Used to make fun of people obsessed with porn/masturbation. The term first originated on 4chan. Also see coom
Guy 1: Just watched a 4 hour porno and I came 20 times! Man that felt good.
Guy 2: Dude, youβre a fucking coomer.
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A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.
John: Why didn't you show up at class?
Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.
John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.
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Someone who cummed during No Nut November. You can tell by looking at their profile pic being changed to it
Person 1: Hey look at this loser. He's the coomer now!
Person 2: I have to nut right now bro...
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