coors light

The best selling light beer in the USA. The Silver Bullet ROCKS!

Coors Light, The Silver Bullet!

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Coors Whore

A Drunk Skeezer You Bring Home To Quickly Let A Nutt Off.

"Yo i found this drunk coors whore at a party hitting on every guy so i brought her home for sex and then left her naked on her parents doorstep

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Coors Light

Coledest tasting beer in the universe, official sponser of superbowl 39 and the NFL...Haters can eat a fat one, all you micro brew faggots smoke swag.

micro brewery's are for trendy metro sexuals.

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coors light

A yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes passed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.

Idiot 1: Hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!

Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!

Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.

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coors light

A highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of Colorado. If you were to drink real beer (St Bernardus Abt 12, Rochefort, Peche Mortel, Yeti, Old Ruffian, Arrogant Bastard, Hop Henge, Dreadnaught IPA...etc) and then take a piss into glass (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like Coors Light (albeit a bit better).

Johnny drinks Coors Light because he can't handle beer that tastes like...well...beer!

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Coors Latte

Coors Light that is consumed in the morning.

Bro: You want a Coors Light?

Guy: You mean a Coors Latte? It's only 8am.

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coors light

(verb) The act of having sex in a canoe, kayak raft or tube. Fucking close to water.

1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.

2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light

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