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Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"
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A funny one... Actually
If you are unwanted by someone who you wish to know or make friendship with (girls mostly), they say you got cooties.
In the film Problem Child, at a girls party the central character Junior
is humiliated by friends of the girl when he gets curious to know what presents the girl got. On among the girl's friends says "He's got Cooties".
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A highly contagious disease spread only among men. It causes the victim to exhibit large, unquantifiable amounts of asshole-ness and stupidity. It inhibits common sense and causes a depletion of brain power usually resulting in dumping, slapping, and being called names by the opposite sex. There is no known cure.
Your man has a mad case of the cooties, you should dump him.
This dude's a complete asshole, he must have cooties.
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To be sexually aroused. In males this usually means getting a boner, and in females wetting of the vaginal area. Can also mean being horny, though this is a less severe condition of cooties.
John: ahhh man that babe just game me cooties!
Jill: oh john stop it you're giving me cooties!
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The reason why Molestation is Illegal
Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!
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A form of STD that can develop from having unprotected sex
"Ooooo that girl has cooties!"
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