copulance

The female equivalent of semen.

"Cum" is not a thing; it's either copulance or semen, for the respective sexes.

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copulation

an excessive amount of police presence in a given area.

1) I was late for work because of copulation on the freeway. 2) My drunk driving resulted in copulation and arrest.

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Copulation

the amount of police officers typically found in a certain area

I can never speed around my house because there's such a dense copulation.

Don't worry about it, there is such a small copulation around here.

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copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

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COPulation

A group of Police Officers parked together talking in their police vehicles.

"I was riding down the street and I saw four officers COPulating in front of a 7-11."

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copulant

Well...it's just a big bag of a slippery juice that aids the act of copulation. I have it..

Dads love it. They feel it is a great benefit

"Honey, did you get the copulant? Because it's time to copulate." -My dad

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Copulation

Fucking an officer of the law, typically in the ass.

"Wanna honor that badge, rookie? Then it's copulation time."

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