Top shagger, dashingly handsome, many funny jokes, gives me a stiffy, is an empath(unclear on definition), smart, did I mention sexy.
And of course a great friend, Rod thinks hes a stud and has a huge crush on him.
"I was just talking to Cormac"-Hot Girl
"Oh the Maple Man? He is a sigma"-Hotter Girl
If you know a cormac 100% his pancreas don't work for shit. If you talk about his sister he'll unfriend you on every social media possible and if you do anything funny at all he'll act like your dad and tell you off. Don't ask him about anything to do with maths because he sucks ass at it. He loves clipping anything you say so don't say anything slightly sus at all or your doomed. He likes boys too, he's confessed it multiple times and I'm 99% sure something was going on between him and riley before tristin came along and stole his bff. But he is kinda funny , sometimes. That's the only positive. Overall terrible human, decent friend. 2 and a half predicted ATAR score.
Why you gotta do a Cormac and touch little boys like that bro?
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A sizable faux-merican who despite his non threatening and friendly appearance shows them brits who's the boss of English and Java in the most vicious ways. Also known as a slight lemon stealing whore.
Dude, that's no Britt. It's a Cormac
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Known to like girls named Caroline. They are caring, strong, smart, and healthy! Get a Cormac in your life.
Someone: βHey Cormac!β
Cormacβ βHi! How is your day?β
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To keep your underpants on for 38 days then lightly tap the crust 3 times with a table spoon to release your penis, helicopter it and cover your mas mirror in brie
I got your mas mirror with s dirty cormac
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Faulkneresque, Pulitzer Prize-winning author who wrote quality novels like "Blood Meridian," "Child of God," "All The Pretty Horses," "The Road" and most notably "No Country For Old Men," since it was adapted into a film done by the consistently brilliant Coen Bros.
Arguably, he's the greatest American writer alive. Many of his books are quite bleak & are heavy on Southern language ("Whatta you mean you caint!") but if you can handle that, you'll see what a treasure he is to literature.
Will there ever be another Cormac McCarthy? Probably not.
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An Irish rock 'n' roll star currently touring the country. Sings and plays the accoustic guitar.
I saw Cormac Dempsey last night, he's brilliant.
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