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When one inserts a rod down the piss hole and jerks off. the rod is removed as you cum.
When one inserts a rod down the piss hole and jerks off. the rod is removed as you cum. when the rod sticks out it appears to be a dog on a stick. corn dogging
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When a guy takes a shit and rubs it on his dick for a girl to suck
Guy: Ready for the corn dog
Girl: hell yeah
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Sometimes called "Goosing". To poke someone in the bum hole, no penetration required. This is done on the outside of the clothing. Usually done with a broom stick. The intention is not to draw blood, but rather to make someone jump. Could be considered sexual harassment.
Two brothers are putting up a tent. Brother one drops a tent peg, and bends at the waist to pick it up. Brother two pokes brother one in the bum using he butt of his hammer. This act is a corn dog. No one is hurt. Both laugh. In the future, brother one looks behind him before bending over.
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While having sex on the beach you pull your cock out. Then proceed to rub it around in the sand until it's completely covered (looking like a corn dog) and then shove it back in. This is the correct definition of a corn dog.
I corn dogged Sally on the beach last night.
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what you get when you have sex with a chick with a yeast infection
I Spotted the monostat 7 and realized....I Had a corn dog
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Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.
Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?
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