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When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob
Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato
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A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day
Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too
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A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.
Wesley Allen is such a couch potato.
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the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...
he's a lil couch potato.
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When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.
Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.
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one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."
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Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.
"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".
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