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the reason why i failed my exam.
Damnit, I should be studying for my exam. But I still pwned you in counter-strike!
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Something you put your girlfriend on so you can make out
That’s a nice counter.
Huh ?
Shall we put some use to it ?
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Counter-sexual refers to the quality of evolving into any sexual orientation, based on the sexual preference of the person who you desire.
A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
Andrew: Ozi recently switched to counter-sexual.
Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?
Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.
Kendra: Really?
Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.
Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.
a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."
Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
Revenge counter is a magical ablitiy from the anime series 7 deadly sins used by the charcter Meliodas, Revenge counter is when you must disable your other magical abilties to take damage from your enemies, you store all their magical abblities and when the time is right you unleash all their attacks at the same time but double or even triple or even 30 times more powerful,
RISING TORNADO, RUSH ROCK, CRUEL SUN,.......REVENGE COUNTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!
When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.
Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"
Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."
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