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a boy who doesn’t know how to shoot, hunt, fish, never been on a bull or bronc, never been muddin, and only has one pair of boots, and they usually have some form of an american flag on them. He usually listens to rap but when he wants to be country he’ll put on some morgan wallen or luke combs, maybe some alan jackson if he’s more educated. He doesn’t know what hey dudes are, never heard of ariat or hooey or justin, and he probably has a straw hat from tractor supply and sits in his room all day playing video games.
“yo have you seen that new fake country boy, aiden?”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”
15👍 5👎
A wannabe country boi buys there pecan pie from Walmart likes the Tennessee volunteers and wears vineyard vines shirts also act like there from the south but from like Canada listen to songs about riding tractors in Dixie land and a guy with a shirt and a guy who told a girl to keep her hotel key
He billyboi want some pecan pie? Oh wait your a wannabe country boi
Guys who enjoy wearing booty shorts and running with other guys
Girl: wow he’s cute, think he’s straight
Girl 2: no he is a cross country boy
10👍 3👎
Likes maroon, BUT NOT TEAL. TEAL IS A WEIRD COLOR! Likes long walks in the woods, is a COUNTRY BOY. Is too tall to look in the eyes, not that you want to, also cannot keep a conversation going without insulting a girl.
Girl: So.. What's your favorite color?
Country Boy: MAROON
Girl: oh I like teal
Country Boy: WHAT A WEIRD COLOUR!!!
Girl: umhhhhh okay. What do you like to do?
Country Boy: Well, I'm a COUNTRY BOY, so I like *long walks in the woods*.
1👍 5👎
A boy whos in love with nature. He is usually into hunting, fishing, shooting and farming are the most common. He's normally quite tall and muscular and he stands up for what he believes in. Also he is most definately an animal lover but can sometimes smell a bit to much like them! He is normally quite humble
English country boy
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A cowboy that doesn't give a crud about what you think of him! A strong man not only physically but mentally and emotionally. Knows how too treat a lady and how to show off the southern gentleman in him. Luciano is a great successful business man of Hot sauce! This man will be going places in life!
country boy luciano is a great yee yee yellin cowboy!
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A blonde haired doucher who takes delight in cramming dumplings down his throat and making others smell his chad. Strengths are his ability to court females and completely ruin them in the eyes of his friends by using their mouths as contraception. Weaknesses are skin pigments, died hair, sexual ambiguity and of course the dreaded kryptonite. The Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy (or SICB for short) is also a chameleon at heart. The SICB is equally at home in the country, working on the farmstead and talking Aussie slang to Bogans as he is when taking googs with a big bunch of boost’s in a pink singlets at summerdayze. Truly a rare species, the SICB polarises people and sickens even the most fucked individuals.
Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy or Rigga or SICB
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