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The greatest movie ever created. It features really hot guys doing magical things. You can't go wrong. It's amazing.
Gunther: Hey Jack, I'm going to rent a movie. Got any suggestions?
Jack: Why yes Gunther, I do. The Covenant is an amazing movie. You should rent it....or better yet....buy it!
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A small private school in Charlottesville, Virginia where the tuition is just over 10k. Pretty nice school with a good rep because the kids there are sneaky with their partying and shit. Another reason they have a good rep is that two Laxers who graduated from there are on the Duke mens teams and they weren't at that party...thats probably an accident. Good school though, prett good kids, there just as wealthy as STAB kids its just that Covenent is more religious and Cov. has more kids who think they're better than STABies because they are religious. Psh right.
STAB kid: Stabs better because we pay twice ur tueetion.
Covenent Kid: Psh yeah and you still can't spell tuition.
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A very nice and handsome guy. He is loved by all. He can also splash three-pointers with ease.
Wow, I wish I was like Coven
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The Women's Rugby Team at any college is usually nothing but a coven of lesbians.
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A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.
How can I join the Tesla Coven?
Well, just buy a Red Bull and drink it with a metal straw.
Friends, family and/or romantic partners who maintain close physical proximity and human contact together while social distancing from the rest of the world during the COVID19 pandemic.
"I'd be so lonely, so deeply all alone, if it weren't for my COVID coven. We love and sustain each other. So more than we could ever do over Zoom."
when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;
1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
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