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A sexually transmitted disease contracted through sleeping with the infected. It results in an infestation of pubic lice in your pubic region and it itches so bad you'll wish you were dead.
I got crabs now i want to die
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Most of the time this is a Female by herself at the bar, sometimes she brings a friend. She sits there waiting for anything free; cocktails, shots, money, drugs, food... posting selfies to social forums, flirting, playing man like violin.
"Have you seen Lindsay?"
"It's Friday night, she's probably crabbing at the bar."
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Nasty ass buggers that live in your pubic hairs.
Guess who, the Crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait on bedsheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts, with our feet. The Crabs, oh yes, the Crabs. The Craaaaaaaaabs.
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when you are rowing and your shaft gets stuck in the water causing the oar to stay in place. basically get hit by the oar when you catch a crab. Crabs can range from small hits that don't hurt much to an ejection crab were you are shot out of the boat.
Did you see that kid he made his boat lose because he caught a crab
Did you see him catch the ejection crab it shot him straight out of the boat haha
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a disease you get from sleeping with the olsen twins
Oh man, i did ashley last nite and now i have crabs on my peepee
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'The Crab' is a outrageous dance move that involves putting your legs over your shoulders and then walking/dancing on you hands. The move gets it name since it is really only possible to move sideways while attempting the move. Best performed as a final move to sink opponents in a particularly dirty B-Boy battle. Do not use it to early in the night because people may not be ready and can become offended.
First made popular by it's inventor B-boy 'Willie Wicks' a now retired B-boy. Who vows never go 'Crabbing' again.
Warning: This move requires above average flexibility and can cause embarrassing failures if not treated with respect.
Wow did you see that dude pull out the Crab on the dance floor last night?
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