Random
Source Code
Random
The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face
"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"
25👍 6👎
Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.
Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.
25👍 9👎
Busting or having busted a hot, creamy load of man juice.
Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.
21👍 9👎
When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".
"That joke is cracking my eggs."
1👍 1👎
Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.
She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.
7👍 4👎
a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special
"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"
7👍 8👎
Not wasting time with details or pointless exercises and getting to the heart of a matter or task
Q: Hey did you want to go out for breakfast?
A. Yes but let’s just crack an egg and be done with it.