Cramps

Usually referring to period cramps, they are in fact the closest thing in life that you can get to hell. One of those simple pleasures, that just graces any day. Hint the sarcasm. It will often inflict an immense amount of pain. Happy cramping!

I'm cramping so bad right now!

Are you cramping? Do you need chocolate?

I'm going to kill myself because of these awful cramps!

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cramps

What a girl experiences on her period. The cramps come from the uterus and it is sometimes like a burning feeling.

My cramps were so bad last night, I curled up in a ball and went to sleep.

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Cramp

It's a god-awful pain when your body is saying "AW HELL NO" in a certain area.

Guy: I have a fucking huge cramp.
Guy 2: I don't care about your problems.

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cramp

sometimes called Charley horses, are unpleasant, often painful, sensations caused by contraction or over shortening of muscles. Cramps can be caused by cold, overexertion or low calcium level in blood

- I was working out today and i got a cramp on my leg...
- Stretch and it will go away...

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Cramps

Imagine somebody taped three cements blocks together then add added four bricks, then place that of your stomach and then an elephant sat on this blocks and gorillas are ripping your insides open and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:What
Also me: AHSHHAHSHSHDHND
Period: sike

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Cramping

Camping on a cruise ship.

She slept under the stars while cramping on the cruise.

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cramp

another word for awkward, when u feel uncomfortable about something. like when u get 2 people in a room who dont like each other, its cramp, for u and for them.

Bakari: oi jack, i caught my brother havin sex.
Jack: ahhhh, cramp.

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