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n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant shit head.
Due to Chuck's cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.
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a medical procedure of pulling someones head out of their ass
my friend was suffering from cranial rectitis, so the doctr performed a cranial-erectonomy
Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"
He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.
The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.
As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely
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someone with their head up their ass.
That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.
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the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders
that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!
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n. temporary state of having ones head in ones ass or other orifice.
Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.
Officer: "Is there a reason you are in such a hurry tonight?"
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"
"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."
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