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Any apple that is/tastes rotten, disgusting or like crap or doo-doo.
Person #1: Yuck, this apple is/tastes rotten!
Person #2: Ha Ha! You've got a crapple!
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A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.
Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!
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VERB: To crapple. A word used to describe a really pony film script.
As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.
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A combination of the words, "Crap," and, "Careful."
Pronounced, "Crap-ul."
When the boy almost ran into her, she said, "Crapple!"
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Crapple is an assortment of useless apps that is forced on users as part of new ios updates.
The Apple i Watch icon on my iphone is useless as I don't have an apple watch. So I create a folder on my phone for this app and the rest of the crapple.
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A contraction of the company "Apple" Inc. and the products that it clobbers together from preexisting off-the-shelf products made by other companies, otherwise known as "Crap".
Question: Why doesn't crapple have any engineers?
Answer: Because a company of high school dropouts (like CEO Steve Jobs) are jealous of intellect. They either scare engineers away if they happen to hire one, or they chew them up and spit them out after stealing their technical knowledge and ideas and claim them as their own.
Q: Does John Geleynse STILL "work" as Director of Crapple's "World -Wide Technologies Evangelism" sit-there-and-gossip department in spite of the fact that he lied about having a college degree and has absolutely no skills?
A: Yes in spite of the fact that he has leaked employees' and customers' personal information taken from crApple's Apple Directory database to his Psychotic Church affiliates both inside and outside of crApple. And in spite of the fact he has outstayed the "Klingons". What else would you expect from a no-trick-pony icon artist that exemplifies Crapple?
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The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?
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