Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.
pooh crap dump shit
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A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.
Gamer #1 - Dude, did you see the Skyrim playthrough at E3?!?
Gamer #2 - Yeah, that shit was crayons!
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Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper
Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.
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a slang term referring to marijuana
Let me get some crayons.
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Crayon means crazy which is the route word for the common word craycray...
"last night i woke up and couldn't remember who i was... i thought i was going crayon!"
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A person who is usually referred to as a spastic.
Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.
As in "you crayon muncher"
Jerry is such a crayon... Isn't he?
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a swedish delicacy, a garnish for barbequed children
"Dude, how could you forget the crayons with dinner?!"
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