Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.
You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed
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To have sex while making strange bird like noises. Alternatively, this may also refer to an instance where you see a turkey, there is a jumbled chain of events, but hours later you end up having sex-- must be in a bed. Doesn't count otherwise.
Ryan: βEveryone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there on Lindsay's bedβ
Lindsay: "Yeah, we kinda go 'gobble gobble gobble' when we have sex."
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To have sex.
Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.
An Innuendo for sex that starts with a bottle of wild turkey ends in a bedroom and somewhere in between a chicken is killed. Term invented by James Ryan Haywood of Rooster teeth / Achievement Hunter.
We all know where you've been, you've been catching the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed.
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A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.
Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.
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When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."
"Gobble Gobble baby"
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The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird
Michael: my bed is not for your chicken
Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there
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