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one that is extra creamy, has no life, totally lame, still lives with his/her parents, sleeps in their 1990 Star Wars bed sheets, uses the phrase- "hey there" and "kiddo".
"Hey there pretty ladies, can I buy you a beverage" - guy
"Sure" - two 30 year old women
"Comin right up!" - guy
(girls whispering to eachother) " that guy is so creamy"
"yeah, what a creamsicle"
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a stick, usually male, that is covered in thick, white cream. it may be either hot or cold. served warm, it delights those with exotic tastes. served cold, it pleases children (except shenk's students). either way it is served, it still makes aaron's grandma very happy.
Kerry, how many times do I have to tell you to keep that creamsicle out of your mouth?
Ruth enjoys her creamsicles hot, hard and full of cream.
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A penis with chlamydia (or a penis that has discharge)
Shaniqua shouted to her man, "You got a huge creamislce! i'm gonna lick that seepage right up!"
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The aging bush of a chick with a fire box that has had intermittent white pubes grow in over the years.
I was a little disheartened when I hooked up with my college girlfriend at reunion to find that her red muff had changed to a creamsicle bush.
Orange vanilla seltzer, usually non-alcoholic and often of the Polar Seltzer brand. Growing in popularity among students at Harvard as a healthy yet trendy drink option at social gatherings.
Me: hey man, can I get you anything to drink?
Friend: for sure, thanks. I’d love a Cambridge creamsicle if you have any left!
The act of freezing someone’s sperm and making a popsicle, then having a women shove the popsicle up her cooter and impregnating her.
Mr Reed may have children but is still a virgin because he chose to have a Kentucky creamsicle.
after having intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle, pull out your now blood-covered penis right before you come. Allow semen to run down the head and shaft, then make her suck it all clean
"I gave that dirty slut a Cherry Creamsicle last night"
"Wow, I didn't know it was that time of the month. Was she pissed?"
"No, she loved it"
"Creepy..."
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