cress

the ship name for claudia winkleman and tess daly from strictly come dancing!

grace and tezza are watching strictly come dancing. claudia and tess appear on the screen.

tezza: oh my, look at how claudia looks at tess!

grace: wowee! I ship cress so much!

A cress

A cress is a man of great wealth and fortune who shares his wealth with nobody except his dearest homosexual lover

Did you see Jacob he’s totally a cress

smegg and cress

A delicious sandwich made up of nob crust and cress

Im love having smegg and cress sandwiches in my meal deal

Lamb's Cress

Cut content from God of War 2018, expressing Kratos' hatred for plants.

"Fine! Lamb's Cress - I'm a Fucking God of War!"