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When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.
ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."
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The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.
"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."
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Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.
Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.
When you bust in a bitches hair and it dries like concrete
Damn b my hair is full of sack crete
shoot a mf with a big green or some shit idk
"put a crete in that hoe, like i am lebron james on a tuesday" - stove
A town that was once a safe haven for middle class white people in the south suburbs of Chicago, has slowly succumb to the same grime and poverty as the surrounding towns
"Do you want to go to Crete ?"
"No way, the only thing to do there is chill at your grandma's house and get yelled at by the neighborhood thots !"