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hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.

The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

by anthony "have a heart" stokes February 17, 2018


Perfect Crime

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

by macabre_brooder May 22, 2018

370πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Favorite crime

A relationship that had a lot of sacrifices and heartbreak, but made it work just to stay together.

Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.

He was my favorite crime last summer.

I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime

Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo

All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime

by Jus_churro June 28, 2021

45πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bait crime

A hate crime based on race, gender, national origin, citizenship status or sexual orientation that is hoaxed by the so-called "targeted victim" who identifies with a so-called "victim class".

In the news today, an actor by the name of Jussie Smollett has been accused in yet another, of what is said to be an ever

growing social problem of bait crimes by people employing The Victim Narrative. Here is what we know about this narrative so far. See h t t p s : / / ghostbin . com / paste / 69srv

by ika tan March 3, 2019


crime rider

A person who is purposely breaking minor rules and restrictions, pretending or believing to be a "bad ass", "gangster" et cetera. The term origins from and is primarily used in Denmark, where it was first used in a Danish television show called "UPS! Det er live" with a sketch involving two tracksuit wearing, bicycle riding men doing things such as ringing at people's doors, to then run away, park bikes where they were not allowed to and so on. The name of the sketch was called "Crime Riders". The term is mostly used ironically about a person.

Dude, I just totally skipped my English class!
Oh what a crime rider you are!

by foldager March 12, 2014

40πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Partners in crime

1. A partner in crime is someone you trust with secrets and get in trouble with together, usually one person

2. Partners in crime are two people who spend most of their time with each other, usually causing Michief

1. That was so fun putting sticky notes all over Mr. Janton's desk! You are my partner in crime!
2. Did you hear the rumors that Lucy and Claire said about Karen? The are always spreading rumors. They are like partners in crime.

by Pugacorn December 27, 2016

95πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Survival Crime

Stealing for self preservation.

Italy’s highest court of appeal ruled that stealing small amounts of food to stave off hunger is not a crime.

People pushes toward β€œsurvival crime” in order to eat.

by Adolf_Dripler March 12, 2017

48πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž