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Used in conjunction with a description of having just been to the toilet, or in the process of going to the toilet
I'm gonna go crimp off a length
I just crimped off a massive length
Just let me go crimp off a length first
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The action of attaching a tip to the end of a cable. After the tip is attached you can plug the cable into the networking card.
the process must be executed with great care and style; poorly crimped ends can cause problems which are nightmarishly difficult to identify.
I just snip crimp and plug and bam bam we are online
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A person with limited abilities. They are often seen as less intelligent and can be used as replacement for "retarded".
I heard Kevin is a Centrist. He's such a crimp.
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A form of scat singing performed by two or more people. The origins of the crimp are commonly credited to Vince Noir and Howard Moon of The Mighty Boosh. But some credit the 1988 Tom Hank's film 'Big' as introducing crimping to the world. Crimps are as previously mentioned, sung by at least 2 people, are contain no "real" music (i.e. acapella), and often contain somewhat surreal lyrics that portray an event which happened to a crimper. The term crimping was coined in a Season 3 episode of The Mighty Boosh, during a scene in which Vince and Howard crimp to two imposters who quickly plagiarize the duo. They later beat them in a crimp-off.
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong
(taken from the crimping freestyle from The Mighty Boosh)
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The act of cutting off ones poo mid-evacuation using ones anal sphincter
"I had to crimp that one right off as i was late for the bus"
"I had to crimp that one off abit early or ide have choked that hoe"
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‘Crimps’ another term for grim or disgusting used to describe someone’s /something’s appearance.( Gang term )
Oh dude that gal is crimps pretty sure she’s a hooker