Cri

Much like cry, but used by people who are normally "phan/emo trash" and have a blog on Tumblr. Pronounced like ski, but replace sk with cr.

"Reblog if you cri everyteim," the girl whispered. "Meow, such Phan trash."

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cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

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*cries*

Used on aim, msn, or any other live chat, to explain when you are feeling down. It explains being sad, or showing frustration over something. You use it in a time you would be crying, either literally or metaphorically.

h0t gurlz 20 : So I heard the tickets sold out.

jUggz : Yeah.
jUggz : *cries*

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CRI

(Certified Rectal Investigation)
When it is to be believed that there is some form of blockage in one's anus and a test must be done by a doctor to discover where the blockage is and how to deal with it properly.

Really? You still can't poop? You might want to consider getting a CRI

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CRI

Cummy Re-Insertion (aka. The Ultimate Gift)

After I finished pummeling her super tight pussy I pulled out and blasted all over her. She wanted more so I put it back in for some hot CRI.

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cris

A cliche drink among hiphop practitioners that is supposed to indicate that they are doing well financially. Cristal is the full name, it is a wine, however, contrary to a previous definer, Champagne does not have pinot noir and chardoney in it, it is a wine specifically made of grapes from the Champagne region in France.

"Cris on ice and a Benz" (Mercedes Benz of any kind and Bentley cars being the automotive cliche that indicates extreme rapper wealth)

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cris

Cris is a person who cares about others and is sweet and a bit soft but the best guy you will ever know.

hey who is that guy

his name is cris

if you look him up he is the best guy you will ever know.