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person from croatia a country that was used by turks for slaves (made prety good ones too) during the balkan war between bosnia serbia and croatian (slovenia was in it for 3 days) they lost 3rd of their country in less than a year to Serbian armies who by that time also took full control of over 75% of bosnia.
made rele nice slaves for turks did fight back but that didnt do much the only reason they held their borders was because of the allience of christianity lead by the pope from rome and turks were quite busy with spain on high seas at the time
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A Croat is somebody from Croatia who is very scared.
Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy
Nazi: Hello
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.
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The act of slathering a penis in crunchy peanut butter to attract others.
"Oh, did you see Ben croating a donkey at the petting zoo the other day? What a sicko."
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Some degenerate weeb and bottom feeder on Polandball Amino.
ASS: Dude I just finished all of Jojo's Bizzare adventure in a week
Gali: God you're such a Croat Zanel
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Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...
A Balkaner. You should already know the characteristics of a Balkaner.
Zanel: hi
Everyone: Oh no it's the Croat Zanel
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Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS DISEASE after England's loss last night to Croatia...
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