A small, round stony poo which takes ones true strength to push out of the tightened clutch of a humanoid being we call an asshole.
He squeezed the the diabolical poo he knew as a crog out of his bum and into the toilet as it made a splash
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Orginially a name for a cross between a crocodile and a frog, it has become a filler word for any situation where the use of a nonvulgar word is needed.
What the crog dude, you drank my soda!
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"Dude, that lady was such an o mega bitch"
"Crog dude, she sure was!"
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1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.
2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
1. Damn, I crashed my bike and got dirt down my butt crog.
2. Chris, stop being a butt crog.
Female capable of unclogging even the most disturbing of kitchen sink clogs with bare hands. See Crog.
Male1: "Dude, there's a nasty crog in the sink."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."
to allow ones boyfriend / girlfriend / partner to shit in your mouth while giving a hand job over your head
"she's so kinky, bet she's done a dirty crogs"