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A renowned poet from the city of England, a fashion lord - his collar stay poppin and a rap legend. nick crompton has replaced the word god so now when you refer to our lord you use the phrase nick crompton
nick crompton is always watching
1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.
Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.
Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.
2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.
3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
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Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"
Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."
Sandra: "Thats what I said"
2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.
3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
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Nick Crompton is a very silly boy who eats way too much his collar always stays poppin' we all know he can rap and is not from compton this boy believes england is his city and also believes without team 10 the usa would be shitty. He always passes it to chance because apparently they stay litty. Lol
that boy Nick Crompton who believes england is a city is fat!
a renowned poet from the city of England, a fashion icon and overall god. - his collar stay poppin
note: the word God has been changed to Nick Crompton out of respect to his lordliness
nick crompton is always watching
Kenny is a slow moving freak. He can run faster than a full rotation around the sun. He likes slim Jim’s and eats them a lot
Your light in shining armor, silently fans away your worries with just the right kind of warmth
Dressed in blue, always there for you.
There'll always be a spark between us... ;)
You know you have found the one when they're like Crompton!
Shortest peen you will ever see also very gay almost as gay as colby