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the act of going to some other location to fart so that your environment is unsoiled,
b. passing gas then leaving the area so as not to be blamed for it.
I went to Hendrick's cubicle and cropdusted him while he was on the phone with accounting.
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The action of showing up in someone's work area for the sole purpose of releasing a significant amount of flatulence.
Did you smell what I did in the conference room? That was some funky cropdusting.
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When your partner lies flat on the ground, face up, and you squat over them while farting continuously.
Josh cropdusted Cody this morning.
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the act of tying a women up to a chair and jerking off into a fan that is facing her.
so i was cropdusting this chick last night.... i think she might be blind now
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When a fully clothed woman walks by you and her breasts quickly rub against your body because she needs to squeeze through a tight space or because she wants to give you a quick example of the firmness of her breasts. The breasts swipe you like a credit card being swiped.
"When Peggy was moving from the bar to the dance floor she cropdusted me." or "When Annya was climbing out of the fire engine, she cropdusted me." or "Tasha likes to cropdust everyone." or "Amanda likes to cropdust me in private."
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Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.
Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!
Farting while walking through a particular area, then inadvertently walking back through the same area while the fart still lingers.
I completely ruined aisle four with my ass, then remembered I needed a can of black beans and totally reverse cropdusted myself.
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