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Where you tie up your partner on a cross and ejaculate on them continously.
Last night me and my partner tried crucifixion and it got really messy.
When somebody at a catholic school gets ninered it is called crucifixion. It is only crucifixtion if it involves homosexual acts or acts of fuckery
Kamal: oh shit its the seniors
Jamal: do you know why they are here
Kamal: no why
Jamal: fucking crucifixion
In the specific circumstantial case of Jesus Christ second coming,
Crucify- Forever respected, appreciated and compensated for the torture endured by the former term of crucifixion.
Christian: Hey Jesus how’s ya crucifixion treating you?
Jesus: “Yeah it’s pretty rad being the lord in heaven and all, just had to come visit a second time to make sure you all behave.
Jesus: Father into your hands I commit my spirit to party! I mean why not, in gods name we war? we kill? We continuously try to bury the notion that god exists through the ages? If god graced us with free will we might as well make a party of life. Im certain our father wants us to enjoy our life we are given.”
Christian: F*ck I love you Jesus