Mud Crunkies

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"

No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!

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Crunky and Lloyd

Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real.

Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.

Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.

Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.

"Dude how do I get this chick to like me?"

"Ask Crunky and Lloyd"
"Noice!"

crunky town

a state of being in which one is extremely crunk

Liz: Hey what do you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Let's get crunk!
Liz: Take me to crunky town!
Laura: Oh, we're goin'....

crunky monkey

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

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Crunky B. Rock

Slang for my roommate Jim. I had this dream where I called him Crunky B. Rock and thought it was hilarious.

Yo, Crunky B. get over here, we're about to donkey.

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crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

crunky

poor execution of performance, being a mixture of crunchy , crooked, and clumsy.

That girl has some crunky tumbling.