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Finds social media trends dumb. Only made this too be a smart ass. Doesn't care if this offends you. Openly welcomes friendship from other wise ass's and lovers of satire...
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He is a peridot
You Clod. Cruz says you clod as he loves peridot
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Spanish for cross.
A gorgeous petite woman that every man needs in their lives. Cruz is chill, funny and asks for nothing - therefore she deserves everything. People always tell their dirty secrets to her. Ask her for something & she'll get it. She is interesting. Cruz gets along with everyone.
Did hear about !@#$%?
No, I didn't but you should probably ask Cruz!
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The most loving person who never gives up on the petiole he cares about. He’s the most special person in my life and I’m so glad it was by destiny and fate I got to meet a person who completes me. We’re similar in so many ways yet opposites where we need to be. I could’ve never asked for someone who’s such a blessing and I never knew he’s what I need all along but it’s true that he’s all I’ve ever wanted. I’m so glad he’s stuck along for so long and I’m even more glad I get to call him mine. He’s an absolute god sent gift to answer all my prayers and I hope I can give him all the love he deserves and more. I’m grateful he’s a part of my life and more so cos he’ll always be and for also teaching me what love is and for also showing me how much I can fall more in love with someone every single day. He’s my world and my everything and he always will be my beginning and my end.
I love Cruz so much.
Cruz is one of the best things to have ever happened to me.
Meeting Cruz made me believe in serendipity.
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the most caring guy, he truly knows how to love he's handsome and sexy and Mexican
friend: you look happy now
me: well everything in my life seemed to be going downhill and then all of sudden cruz happened like a guardian angel! :)
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The sound of a zebra queefing.
The ass dismounted the zebra with a sloppy cruz.
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