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A solid constipated poop, usually takes a moderate amount of effort to pass.
I had too much fiber last night, took me 20 minutes to pass a crystal.
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The following symptoms of being a Crystal:
1. Delusional
2. Dysfunctional
3. Denial
4. Delirious
Walking around town looking like a CLOWN. We all know she's a crazy psycho but that's no excuse!
Crystal
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Crystal is a remarkable young woman, embodying a perfect blend of kindness, intelligence, and martial arts prowess. With a heart as warm as a summer breeze, she always goes out of her way to spread smiles and lend a helping hand to those in need. In the dojo, she's a force to be reckoned with, mastering the art of Taekwondo with grace and precision. Her strategic mind and quick reflexes make her a formidable opponent, but her humility and respect for others make her a true champion both inside and outside the training hall. Crystal, a shining example of inner strength and outer compassion.
Girl 1: Have you met the new girl in the Taekwondo class?
Girl 2: You mean that Crystal? Oh yeah, she's not just kicking high, she's kicking stereotypes too! Total crystal moves.
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A person who needs to treat imani better . A nice person overall just has too many hoes .
Crystal should stop cheating on imani
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The stupidest most basic bitch
"Have you seen Crystal anywhere?"
"Yeah shes at starbucks trying to figure out who Hitler is."
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A girl who pops babies like a bunny but doesnt take care of them. Says she is a bad bitch or a real bitch but slept with her best friends man and still talks to her and makes her mom take care of her kids. She depends on everyone else to do her job as a mother. We can't call her a mother. She is not a bad bitch she's just doing bad. She think nobody knows that she fucked all her brothers friends but we all do and we laugh at her.
Where is crystal?
She left with a guy for a month.
Where are her kids.
Her mom has them.
Has she called to asked for them?
No, but they're doing way better without her.
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A cruel, heartless cow with no social skills who believes that being slightly more intelligent than her partner makes up for things she's done wrong, even if she had to make up some lies to feel better about her own mistakes.
She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker.
Crystal tried to get my friends to hate me today and failed, but its okay because she's slightly smarter than me!
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