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Cuba.

The appropriate response to someone who has droned on and on about a subject. Most appropriate when the beginning of the speech sounds as if perhaps a question will arise, or there will be a reason to continue the conversation, only to return to basically being one large statement with no point. Often associated with politacs.

Person 1: "Everyone's just having a little laugh with Castro but this is not a laughing matter, politically or otherwise.
Consider this, the next in line is the First Vice President Raul Castro, who 'might' be interested in free-market reform (which some consider a 'good' thing) but would also keep in firm place the Communist Party of Cuba. So in a sense, you're not really destroying anything, you're just replacing.
Notice how Cuba was not exactly democratic prior to Fidel Castro taking over, with a fascist dictator named Fulgencio Batista (officially representing the PAU or Partido Acciรณn Unitaria United Action Party) ruling over the nation. The difference? Well, of course, Batista was more friendly to the United States (specifically American corporations).
This has been proved all during the Cold War that the United States government and corporations preferred mostly far-right governments (or just about anyone else for that matter) who are friendly to them (to be exploited). Otherwise, they also prefer anyone to assume power of a nation as long as they weren't Communist or even remotely left.
Both Iran and Iraq are examples of this latter treatment, where both nations could have come under a Communist government or a multi-party government that did include communists. But instead, as we know from history now, Iraq got an Arab Nationalist party (with hatred towards Jews, Kurds, and Persians) and Iran got transformed into a theocratic nation ruled by the ulema (religious cleric) rather than the ummah (members of the religious community).

Person 2: Cuba.

by Wite August 11, 2006

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cuba

Property owned by the Russians, which is filled with violence and brown people.

Andrei: Hey Vladimir, let's go have a barbecue in Cuba this weekend!

Vladamir: That sounds excellent, Andrei! Don't forget to bring bratwursts.

by some noisy tart May 8, 2008

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Cuba Libre

Actually, a bacardi & coke with a shard of lime. Takes the boring old standard of rum and coke to a different level. (Whether that level is higher or lower ... you be the judge.)

Mon Cher, please bring me a Cuba Libre whilst I sit here on my lazy ass.

by Shmouse May 19, 2005

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Shakin' Cubas

Another name for man boobs or otherwise known as "Moobs" especially when the man is doing physical activity and the Shakin' Cubas are moving.

moobs boobs boobies

"oh man,that guy shouldn't be jump roping! his Shakin' Cubas are all over the place!"

"That guy needs to get a sports bra, his Shakin' Cubas are hanging out!"

"Dude! Get off me! your Shakin' Cubas are all up in my face!"


shaking cuba

by laurenlikespie April 16, 2009


North Cuba

The area anywhere south of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Cubans have taken over.

Hey Julio, I heard Shaq got traded to the North Cuba Heat.

by PS February 16, 2005

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Breakfast in Cuba

A mixed drink consisting of malibu rum, pineapple juice, and an umbrella

"Ya I'll have a breakfast in Cuba"

by Boonester December 4, 2016


Cuba Rican

The result of a Cuban father and a Puerto Rican mother. Thus, the child is Cuban and Puerto Rican, or Cuba Rican.

Contrary to popular belief, Cuba Ricans are NOT the same as Puerto Cubans.

by Felipe A. April 28, 2005

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