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Can you hurry with the check, please? I drank too much of your coffee and now I need to cump out last nights Banh Mi.
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Take a shit and cum at the same time
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When a man cums after dry-humping with clothing on.
Yo did you fuck that chick last night?
- Nah, we just grinded and she was so good that I cumped.
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When you give into the urge to simultaneously cum & take a dump.
“Matt said he cumped in his bed last night.”
“Damn, that’s gross.”
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Bro 1: Bro i just fucked my gf's cump so hard bro!
Bro 2: Bro!
Bro 1: I know bro!
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When a man loves a women and doesn't cum a little cumes in clumps!
"I Cumped Last Night And It Looked Like Oatmeal!"
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