Rural Dictionary

Cumquat

The juicy, fart-like sound made by a wet pussy during a female orgasm.

I was hittin it real hard and the next thing I knew she arched her back and blasted out a huge cumquat.

by Vagalot May 15, 2013

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Cumquat is a grafted citrus tree that's grown in a climate that's too cool for other citrus plants. One weeks worth of cum is required to grow on a root system of a plant named catha edulis. This will be used as rootstock which will be grafted on the upper part of a tree (scion). The plant will grow into each other and produce a delicacy of all fruits which is sweeter than mandarin and oranges. The fruit is delicate and bruises very easily. It resembles miniature oranges and is eaten fresh with the skin and all. Baby Cumquats are called loquats, they're orange on the outside and white on the inside. Under ripe cumquats if eaten taste like nasal mucus mixed with semen. They are usually picked, mashed up and fed to infants in hope they develop big penises.
The fruit is a euphoric stimulant which sexually arouses both genders. The effects are similar to Khat. It is a popular tea in Africa, known to have similar effects as Speed. It is also used to treat infertility amongst men and women.

Cumquat is used as a treatment for infertility world wide and is also used to treat premature ejaculation and increase sperm production.

An average ejaculation load is around 5 ml which equates to 2 teaspoons. Seven ejaculations will equal to 14 teaspoons or 35 mls of cum. Place soil into a little pot and place a small shrub of Catha edulis into the soil. Pour the 35 mls of cum onto the shrub and water every few days. You will have a plant within 14 days. You may choose to move it to another bigger pot or use it as rootstock. You can graft it onto an existing tree or one that hasn't produced fruit but still looks healthy.

by Cumquat marmalade March 28, 2018

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