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The Cunt Greg The Cunt

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.

Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

by June Noire May 19, 2020


Once a cunt always a cunt

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

by Moosir2u33 July 3, 2011

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cunt of a cunt

A complete cunt of a person. The ultimate of all cunts.

This bloke, tried to take my fan, he was a cunt of a cunt.

by Skribbles13 February 12, 2018


pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard

Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs

by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021


cunt cunt cunty cunt

What you scream down your mic when your CS:GO teamate kills you.

oi david, fuck you!

OMG YOU CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNT!!

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019


Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.

An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'

by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022


Cunt of Cunts

A big cunt who hasn’t got a very big cock

Henry Rowbotham is a cunt of cunts

by Henry is a cunt January 20, 2024