he's a walking oxymoron.
shy rock star
cool nerd
definitly easy on the eyes (but im not gonna over play that because hes so embarassed of being famous and i assume also of having so many 14 year olds who say hes so hot)
he really shouldnt even be defined. he'd hate this.
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A scab that grows between the butt crack. Some people even call it a bridge.
John: Did you take the Andrew Cuomo to get to the other side?
Mary: You mean the Tappan Zee bridge?
John: No, the scab between your butt crack.
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-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.
he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)
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My kickass idol/god. Was dumped by his girlfriend before the recording of the Blue CD.
'God damn you half-Japanese girls...'
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1. Lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band Weezer
2. Owner of Homie Records
3. Oh we ooh, he looks just like Buddy Holly
Rivers Cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.
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