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a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.
that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe
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Someone who receives everyone’s anger without truly deserving it.
Everyone’s always mad at me for things that aren’t my fault! I must be the pin cushion of the universe!!!
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The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.
I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.
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The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and leaving a monster shit on top of it so that the shit is emerged from the water (for extra stinkage) and a nice surprise for the next visitor to capture the full on essence of your beautiful turd. (Do what you will with your buttwipe, just don't let it get in the way of your masterpiece.)
I owe this all to the man who named this glorious act... Without it, it's just a shit.
I left a big o' missile cushion in the shitter at work for Johnson to see.
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A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.
In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."
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A guy who tries to have sex with a girl that has a little extra "Cushion" on her.
Bro A: Dude check out Jimmy!
Bro B: What?
Bro A: He's been hitting on that chub all night. Looks like we have another CP (Cushion Pusher)
used to describe a goatee on a gay man. that area of hair on the chin.
my balls feel good bouncing on bills ball cushion
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