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CUTLERED / or present / TO CUTLER
-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.
-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.
"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."
n. That which is inherently ridiculous. v. To cutler; to behave in a surreal manner.
I climbed into my friends bedroom at four in the morning wearing deelyboppers, a nappy and a three-foot long cross pendant, and proceeded to slap him about the face with a fresh trout while jigging and shouting "Orinoco!". I therefore CUTLERED my friend.
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being fucked over by your own efforts
Defeat is certain when you've been cutlered.
Whenever you do a great job and just throw something away at the end, invalidating all work you did earlier, then you pulled a cutler.
The phrase originates due to the performance of the 2009 quarterback of the Chicago Bears: Jay Cutler. He knows
how to ruin games in an epic fashion.
No QB failures were more epic than Cutler's opening game with the Bears against longest-NFL rivalry Green Bay, where he managed to have 6 turnovers in a single game.
Others can argue how on November 12, 2009 when Cutler threw an interception in the end zone with 2 seconds left of play after marching the bears up the field for 70 yards, was a most epic quarterback failure. (He managed to throw 5 total interceptions this game).
Ever shoot pool clearing out every ball only to scratch on the 8 ball? You pulled a Cutler.
Ever been in Vegas, up 2000 dollars, only to bet it all on red and lose it all? You pulled a Cutler.
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To quit something when the going gets tough. You can do this by faking an injury or coming up with some pathetic excuse to pansy out of a crucial moment in your career.
The quarterback was down by 14 points and felt he had no chance of scoring, so he decided to pull a Cutler and act like he broke his back to avoid further embarrassment.
Verb, to overthrow one's receiver when he is open in football.
Oh damn, Mark Sanchez just Jay Cutlered that pass.
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An NFL Quarterback who turned into a Pussy when he didnt come back when he sprained his MCL
Jay Cutler went from a QB to a Pussy when he bitched out in the second half
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