I-D-P-L-M-A-L

I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a memory device to remember the order in which musical modes follow each other. A common way to remember this order is to remember the phrase "I Dig Phat Ladies - Mostly All Lesbian" which will help you to order the modes in the correct manner:

Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Lydian
Mixolydian
Aeolian
Locrian

"Shit, dude! What mode comes after phrygian?"
"Just remember I-D-P-L-M-A-L! I... Dig... Phat... Ladies..."
"Lydian! It's lydian! Fuck, you are a pro!"
"Your cursing is beginning to sound like a locrian triad to me."
"What?"
"The tritone."
"What?"
"Why are you even in this class?"

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F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

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L. D. Bell High School

A pretty average high school compared to most. Their rival high school is Trinity High School. Their entire athletics program is shit, but their fine arts is actually pretty damn good.

Bro Trinity High School kicked our asses again at the game last night but we definitely had the superior halftime show
You definitely go to L. D. Bell High School

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

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E-D-O-M-L

Short for every day of my life, each letter is said on its own; mostly used in a sarcastic manner so as to show annoyance.

"Hey are you ready to go yet?"

"Not yet, I have to update my Facebook status"

"E-D-O-M-L you are on the Facebook!!!"

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D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C

D-Determination U-Unity N-Nutrition K-Knowledge A-Athleticism D-Defense E-Energy L-Leadership I-Intimidation C-Champion

The D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C is the blueprint to becoming a champion.

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H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.

Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.

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