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- Dont blame your misery on someone else.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
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The act of docking AND munting.
Docking is placing the head of your penis into the foreskin of another man's penis. Munting is find a dead body and having someone (or more than one person) stands on top of it, squishing and forcing out the guts and insides, while the other person goes down on it and slurps up what comes out.
"Last weekend, me and a couple of friends did D&M. We did some docking and munting."
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someone: “hey, what’s your favourite danganronpa character?”
me: “well that’s easy, his name is G U N D H A M T A N A K A”
gundham tanaka from Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair
g u n d h a m t a n a k a
The most overpowered thing that appears in games, and real life that will pwn things in fights, I'm not kidding it hits harder than a punch for Saitama.
1: TAKE THIS! THE S L A P O F D O O M !
2: Don't make me use the S L A P O F D O O M.
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- Dont blame your misery on someone else.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
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Someone who you go to for long, deep & meaningful conversations.
Girl 1: I tried calling you all night last night
Girl 2: oo sorry i was on the phone to a d&m buddy..
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