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Dark Souls II is a smart, massive, and incredibly rewarding sequel. It’s crammed with deep systems, tense encounters, and enough clever multiplayer and New Game Plus elements to make me want to restart the second I saw the end credits. Not all of the tweaks and additions worked out for the best, but with such great enemies and levels to fight and explore, Dark Souls II made 60 hours of pain and agony so much fun they flew by in a heartbeat.
Have you ever played the dark souls trilogy? yeah my favorite one was Dark Souls 2, said jeffrey
A player in dark souls who is given later game items
I gave someone ornsteins armour at level 40 therefore they are a Twink (Dark Souls)
When one gets anally penetrated to the point where the anus is loose,appears to be large and gaping resembling a giant's face from the Dark Souls series made by
Hidetaka Miyazaki.
"Hey Josh. I've noticed Kyles been walking a little weird since his birthday passed."
Josh: "How much you wanna bet that his daddy gave me the ol' Dark Souls Giant?"
Bob; Hey wanna play Dark Souls 2 with me?
Tim; Sure let's go lose the last of our sanity
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A dark souls player is a person who has zero life and complains about hitboxes and lag. Thier natural camouflage is acting like cool people, but are the biggest nerds if you fall for it. They are known to have a tantrum if they are ganked, or safety roll off a ledge.
" Man I met this asshole who kept shouting at the sun, and made stories and 'lore' from a used condom"
" Oh, you probably met a dark souls player"
"Yeah, those dark souls players are faggots"
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The most disappointing game ever created by From Software. PVP is plagued with dark buffed katana users who also happen to spam R1. Sometimes unfair bosses such as Lost Sinner on NG+ and Flexile Sentry on NG+. Seriously, if you want a good game go play Bloodborne.
Bobby: Do you want to play some Dark Souls 2?
Bob: Fuck that, I'd rather be playing Bloodborne.
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"Thank you, Dark souls" is a popular phrase invented and most famously used by the well-known youtuber "videogamedunkey".
It's often used in bullshit situations, or otherwise unfair scenarios.
Daniel: Watch this, I'm gonna parry this fool!
*fails parry*
Daniel: Thank you, Dark souls