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George: yo dude, whachya gonna do over the summer?
Jack: Party and drink. HAHA
George: LOL just remember, DDD!
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DO it DAILY DECEMBER November has is not nutting so lets do it for the whole month of December
Relax you can nut now that its December DDD
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DDD very clearly stands for Double-D Deprivation. This is an extremely common, and quite serious condition, in which one has not seen, let alone come into contact with, a large set of breasts in a very long time.
Possible known side effects include twitching of the eyes, seizures and prolonged periods of shameful masturbation.
John: "What's wrong with Sam? His left eye was twitching during science class and then he went into convulsions."
George: "Word on the street is that he has DDD. It's pretty serious."
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going to a different persons house ringing the door bell and running away
"dude lets going DDD my friends house tonight"
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Designated Drunk Driver. A DDD is the person who is the least drunk and serves as an emergency DD. While it is safer to call a sober individual it is common practice to use a DDD
Person 1- “Hey man I couldn’t find a DD. How many drinks have you had?”
Person 2 - “I think I’ve had 10 beers and 3 shots”
Person 1 - “ ok I’ll be the DDD then, I only had 9 beers”
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A drink, a dick, and a dancefloor
Friend: "I'm so stressed out by school."
Me: "Let's go out this weekend and find some DDD."
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Designated Drunk Driver- A person who refrains from drinking while in a bar with a group of freinds, so that when he staggers out to his car (acting like he's completely hammered), that he parked right in front of the bar, he will draw the attention of any cops that may have their eye on the place. While he's doing this his drunk friends will be able to get in their cars (parked further from the bar) and not get pulled over.
Tom volunteered to be the DDD tonight, so if your planning driving tonight don't leave 'till after 1:30, that's when he'll be doing his part.
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