Dwis

•A woman that puts herself in a subservient/submissive position under men in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.

•A woman that puts too much value on a male for no reason.

•A woman that prides herself with "Dwising" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from men.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.

A "Yes Sir, Woman" Dwis

dwi

Dance With Intensity, a DDR simulator. Comes complete with a unique skin and announcer. Looked down upon by users of StepMania due to its lesser features and its habit of messing up some simfiles.

I play DWI because my computer is a dumbfuck that slows down tremendously when I have it do something trivial, like bring up the Start Menu.

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Dwi

Acronym of the phrase, "Don't worry about it."

Pronounced 'dwee'.

LAD 1 : Shit man, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you liked that girl.
LAD 2 : DWI

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DWI Style

Bicycle riding style. The old 10-speed bike with the curvy handlebars tilted upright in such a fashion as to rise to the rider in a most unnatural way.

The bike is often a vintage yellow Schwinn from the rider's days of sneaking a Hamm's or Pabst from the parent's refrigerator, and has since spanned the timeline into child support payments, AA meetings, and work release.

Dude's riding DWI style.

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Schrodinger's DWI

When an internet celebrity dies but nobody can confirm if they really died or not.

"Hey did you hear iFunny's DeepWebIntel died?"

"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"

"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."

DWI Legs

The strong legs one creates after the period of license suspension of a DUI/DUI/OWI.

Kenny rides his bike 30 miles a day to and from work. He's built up some DWI legs.

Courtesy dwi wave

A wave similar to the courtesy wave, done while driving under the influence. This wave is often done with the hand that is holding the container of alcohol because the other hand is firmly holding the steering wheel.

Dude 1: "I heard you almost got in an accident last night."
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, we were so drunk! The dude that was driving cut off this van and almost ran into him! He stuck his beer can out and waved sorry to the guy though."
Dude 1: "At least he gave him a good courtesy dwi wave..."

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