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A book written by contreversial author Dan Brown. Although it has a good plot this book is not very well written. It is written exactly like a movie, for example, on the back a review says " Wow...Blockbuster perfection". Blockbuster. As in MOVIES! WHy didnt he write a movie script instead of a book? An how the f*** can you fit 105 chapters+epilogue and prologue into a 600 page book!?!? It's just stupid!
person1: i read this book the other day. It sucked!
person2: how much?
person1: well it didnt suck as much as the Da Vinci Code...but it was pretty close
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An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.
You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.
You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).
Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!
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Hella great book. You ing Christian wankers need to go get head from your mom.
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You take a bitch back to your place, then claim you're in to bondage. When you've got that dirty broad tied up good, whip out a copy of Dan Brown's best selling edition of the Da Vinci Code and proceed to read her chapter 12. Once the chapter is completed, roll the book up and shove it up that fat ho's slack ass as if it were Silas'.
Micahel never liked that bitch, but did enjoy Dan BROWN'S dirty Da Vinci Code.
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